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Monday, December 7, 2009

Chuck Norris Facts
  1. The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
  2. Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.
  3. Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.
  4. What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.
  5. Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... a suicide.
  6. A Handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
  7. Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
  8. Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
  9. Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.
  10. Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"
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